THE ALTERNATIVE THERAPY CLINIC
NURSE REMI
Relieved
of duty from my previous practice for my stern bedside
manner and diabolical practices, I have decided to re-enter
the private healthcare market.
A genuinely fully qualified theatre nurse, my rejection
from the mainstream healthcare industry has lead me to
establish a clinic dedicated to the research and
development of extreme procedures and practices.
My newly established Central London facility has all the
ambience of a Harley Street clinic. Based at my own
townhouse in EC1, exquisite original paintings adorn the
waiting room, classical music is piped discreetly through
hidden speakers, beverages or fine wines await the patient
upon arrival.
Whilst providing the highest of hygiene standards my work
is dedicated to pursuing highly exploratory and invasive
procedures and studying the recipients' reactions. Be in no
doubt, although in the hands of a dedicated and
professional nurse, once in my charge you will be pushed to
the limits of your endurance.
Prior to your examination or procedure a detailed
consultation is expected so that your particular ailment
can be investigated to it’s fullest potential.
Nurse Remi, why elect for the NHS if able to go
private.............?
